BJJ

Are you Gi-Obsessed?

According to WebMD, you might have OBSESSIVE GI DISORDER, or OGD, if you have four or more of the following symptoms. (This is just for fun, okay?? (Wink-wink.)

Diagnostic Criteria for OGD:

  1. Recurrent and persistent thoughts about gis, at times causing fear of negative evaluation from others. 
  2. Often hides behavior associated with buying and selling gis from others. 
  3. Repetitive website checking for available gis. Also may include repetitive checking for new release email announcements.
  4. Has surpassed threshold amount of 14 total gis, calculated at 14 gis (i.e., 2/day x 7 days).
  5. Obsessed with acquiring gis with certain features such as size, limited edition collaboration, or color way. 
  6. Compulsively tracks down others who own gis of interest to negotiate sale, either in person or online. 
  7. May resell gi without gi bag due to particular attachment to gi. 
  8. Living environment may no longer accommodate hoarded collection. 
  9. Gi washing, folding, and storage is prioritized over daily wear clothing. 
  10. Gi collection consists of gradual shifts in sizing, most notably from larger to smaller. Significant distress or inability to get rid of poorly fitting gis is present.
  11. Gi collection broken down into two or more of the following categories: training rotation, competition, special occasion, and NWT. 
  12. Can readily identify subtle differences such as a 350 GSM pearl weave versus gold weave 550 GSM gi top blind-folded. 
  13. Hoarding behavior tends to increase sharply after belt promotion.

To be fair, I’m calling myself out as I’m a little gi-obsessed these days. I’m selling two gis that fit too big, I have a collab gi on the way and just purchased another one from a friend. I decided that my goal is to have a collection of awesome gis that fit great. 

My gi collection lives in the lower left corner of my closet.

Actual Collection: 16 Gis

Moya Brand | Albino & Preto | Fenom Kimonos | Ctrl Industries | Habrok | War Tribe | Fuji Sports

No shame in my game – I’m a proud gi collector! Just gotta let a few go. . . or NOT. Bwahahaha!

Until next post, train smart and eat well.- Dr. Yasi

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